- Steve McGarrett: [about meeting the President] I was nervous, too, the first time.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: The first time? When'd you meet the President?
- Steve McGarrett: I can't tell you that. It's classified.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Oh, it's classified, huh? Ah. Was it during, uh... Operation Strawberry Fields?
- Steve McGarrett: [Straight faced, enjoying himself] I've already said too much.
- Lou Grover: [after catching a pass from Chin in a football game] I just wanna thank my hands for being so awesome!
- Deb McGarrett: Yeah, we need a turkey.
- Butcher: You know it's Thanksgiving, right?
- Deb McGarrett: Yeah, look, Hairnet, we don't need sarcasm. All we need is a turkey, okay?
- Lou Grover: [to Moreno who he's just shot because he went for a gun] What's the matter? Somebody shoot you? You got a nasty boo boo.
- Steve McGarrett: What's the matter with you? You alright?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Why wouldn't I be alright?
- Lou Grover: Well, you do seem a little nervous.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Nervous? No, I'm not. We're about to meet the President. Why are you so zen? That's a better question. All of you.
- Lou Grover: I'm just cool like that.