NCIS (TV Series)
Devil's Triad (2013)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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[Gibbs and DiNozzo storm into a hotel room with guns drawn, to find...]
Anthony DiNozzo : That's funny. That looks your ex-wife.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [emerges from the bathroom, dressed only in a towel] Champagne first, and then a little...
[sees Gibbs and DiNozzo aiming guns at him]
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Well, tie me up and call me Loretta.
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[DiNozzo is reading the text conversations between Diane and her boyfriend, not seeing Fornell and Diane entering Abby's lab behind him]
Anthony DiNozzo : [chuckles] Abs, I hope you told Gibbs to come alone. Fornell's head would explode if he saw these texts.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Better get a mop!
[Tony freezes]
Diane Sterling : Tony, if you value your life, you'll turn off that computer *right now*!
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Touch that CPU and I touch you!
Anthony DiNozzo : I can't hear you, I have a sinus infection. I have to go get my Neti Pot.
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Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Your turn: what the *hell* are you doing in our room?
Anthony DiNozzo : Well, we got a dead Marine. His cell phone got a call from this room just prior to his murder.
[Diane crosses the room to the champagne bucket and quickly pours herself a glass]
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Well, that's impossible. We've been in this room since last night and I haven't used the phone.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No, but I'm getting a feeling she has.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [growling] ... Diane?
Diane Sterling : [while chugging champagne] Mmm-hmm?
[to Gibbs]
Diane Sterling : Could I speak with you privately?
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : If you'd like to be shot.