- Dr. Johann Pryce: Compassion doesn't suit you, Olivia. I miss that venomous disposition and that heart the size of a caraway seed.
- Olivia Godfrey: Are you telling me I only have a couple of hundred years left?
- Dr. Johann Pryce: More like a normal human lifespan.
- Olivia Godfrey: Human lifespan is over like that.
- [snaps fingers]
- Olivia Godfrey: Hardly worth going through the trouble of being born.
- Peter Rumancek: I see what's gonna happen in dreams before it goes down.
- Michael Chasseur: And I have a pet unicorn I bought on the planet Zorknoin.
- Peter Rumancek: See, I told you weren't gonna believe it!
- Michael Chasseur: And you knew that on account of you being psychic?
- Peter Rumancek: I have not turned.
- Destiny Rumancek: And you haven't been fooling with those dreams?
- Peter Rumancek: [shakes head "no" then holds hand up] On my gypsy's honor.
- Destiny Rumancek: [scoffs] That's what worries me.
- Lynda Rumancek: How long's the trip to the next squirrel cage?
- Corrections Guard #2: Three and a half hours and no potty stops.
- Lynda Rumancek: You two won't mind driving back with the windows down then, huh?
- Lynda Rumancek: [to the Corrections Guards] No wonder your hands are sticky, the way you two jerk each other off.
- Roman Godfrey: Honey, I'm home.
- [first lines]
- Roman Godfrey: [caught eating raw meat out of the fridge] Sandwich?
- Miranda Cates: Vegan. Since I was 15, I haven't eaten anything with a face.
- Olivia Godfrey: Do you pee with excitement every time you marvel at your genius with a scalpel?
- Dr. Johann Pryce: I pride myself on my superior bladder control.
- Dr. Johann Pryce: I have the results of your blood tests. These anomalies you've been exhibiting lately: normal human emotion, the diminishing rate of healing, consistent with a non-upir metabolism.
- Olivia Godfrey: Hate it...