How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Bedtime Stories (2013)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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• Robin Scherbatsky : Half a cake? What have I done? The world shall not forgive it! This day will live in infamy, I never shall outlive it! For I have become the girl that eats her feelings, don't mistake it. I think I need to get out of this chair before I break it.

  Lily Aldrin : Nonsense! Hogwash! Balderdash!

  Marshall Eriksen : [Narrating]  ... said Mommy with great fervor...

  Lily Aldrin : You can't stop now! For don't you see? To the uninformed observer, you're not some sad cliché, some loser from a chick-lit story. You're Robin, and you're half a wedding cake away from glory! If you quit now, then Simon wins, the tale comes to a stop, at how you saw an ex, freaked out, and robbed a pastry shop. But if you have the guts, my dear, it's time to be empowered, and be remembered for this sweet behemoth you devoured! And years from now, the troubadour will raise his voice and sing, of the time that Robin took the cake, and ate the Whole! Damned! Thing!

• Marshall Eriksen : [Narrating]  But Robin did not puke. She ate that bite and stood up, proud.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Wait! I'm not done yet!

  Marshall Eriksen : [Narrating]  ... she shouted, to the startled crowd.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I've bested this here wedding cake, I'll gladly wear that crown. But now that I have done that task, it's time to wash it down. For it's been such an awesome night, there's just one way to cap it. I'm going to drink this entire keg. Okay, Barney, tap it.

  Marshall Eriksen : [Narrating]  And now that night's remembered, not for Robin getting dumped. But as the night we took her in to get her stomach pumped.