How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Rehearsal Dinner (2013)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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• Robin Scherbatsky : Take a good look at this face Barney OK? Cause it will be useful for the future. This is my pretty mad face.

  Barney Stinson : Well then we've got a problem, cause it looks a lot like your pretty hungry face.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I'm missing the bacon wrapped figs!

• Barney Stinson : [to Robin]  Canadians also helped to win two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes, and best of all, you.

• Barney Stinson : We'll just have a nice, tasteful rehearsal dinner. Maybe at a French restaurant. I know just the place.

  Robin Scherbatsky : [knowing what's coming]  What's the name of the restaurant?

  Barney Stinson : La... Sertag!

• Barney Stinson : [about the time he ran for mayor]  I still have 12,000 buttons that say "The only poll I care about is in my pants."

• Barney Stinson : Canada. What do we ask on the wedding invitation? "Will you be having the elk or the moose?"

• Barney Stinson : [to Robin, about their marriage]  Every now and then, I am gonna lie to you. I just am. If it's in the interest of an amazing surprise, that is.