Criminal Minds (TV Series)
The Black Queen (2014)
Shemar Moore: Derek Morgan
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Quotes
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Penelope Garcia : Oh, beauty and brains! Hey eyebrows: when they do the men of the FBI calendar, is it just 12 months of you?
Derek Morgan : Welcome to the team!
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Derek Morgan : [opening quote] "People often say that this or that person ''has not yet found himself'', but the self is not something one finds, it's something one creates" - Thomas Szasz
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Penelope Garcia : It's time.
Derek Morgan : Time for what?
Penelope Garcia : Isn't it obvious, eyebrows? I have to get into character.
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Penelope Garcia : So, I have a confession to make.
Derek Morgan : Mm.
Penelope Garcia : You are not the first guy to call me "baby girl."
Derek Morgan : Get outta here.
Penelope Garcia : It's true.
Derek Morgan : It better not be that guy.
Penelope Garcia : Oh. No. Actually, it was a different guy.
Derek Morgan : Okay, I'll bite. How did this pretender to the throne end up stealing my fire?
Penelope Garcia : I'm going to tell you, but first, I have to explain an explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is. Okay, so, you need like an oil-based paint and some charcoal and some sort of food that you love. I mean love, because you are gonna be with it...
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Shane Wyeth : When I win, what do I get?
Penelope Garcia : When you log on to the DOJ website, there'll be a picture of me and Super Special Agent Derek Morgan with shoes on our heads.
[Shane grins and disappears]
Penelope Garcia : He just left the table.
Derek Morgan : Did he take the bait?
Penelope Garcia : I don't know.
Derek Morgan : What's the shoe on the head mean?
Penelope Garcia : Uh, it's an Internet thing.