- Hercules: That will not come out. We're going to have to get a new table.
- Pythagoras: Perhaps we'll have to trek to Circe's cave and demand she pays for it.
- Hercules: I'm just saying. I'm very fond of this table. It has sentimental value.
- Pythagoras: You stole it.
- Hercules: Oh, a very funny story, actually. It belonged to Alcaeus. Now, he is more fond of sheep than any man I have ever met...
- [Jason and Pythagoras stare at him silently]
- Hercules: Another time?
- Pythagoras: You must strike when the Queen is most vulnerable.
- Hercules: The latrine. Get her while she's on the latrine. Her dress is around her ankles. You sneak up on her...
- Jason: I'm not going to kill the Queen of Atlantis while she's on the latrine.
- Pythagoras: I was going to suggest killing her while she slept.
- Hercules: Suit yourself.
- Hercules: Well, I am completely out of ideas.
- Pythagoras: You've yet to have an idea.
- Hercules: What about the beards? That was mine.
- Pythagoras: Fleeing the city and growing beards is your answer to everything.
- Hercules: I still think it could work. Grow a big bushy beard. Maybe dye it ginger.
- Pythagoras: Hercules! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! WAKE UP!
- Hercules: Oh, my head. Why did you let me drink so much wine?
- Pythagoras: I didn't. It was Jason. He sedated us.
- Hercules: Why would he do that? Does he know I've been taking his money? It's not stealing, it's borrowing.
- Pythagoras: He means to face Circe alone. She's going to kill him.
- Hercules: That boy has been nothing but trouble since he arrived in Atlantis.
- Pythagoras: He's saved our lives more times than I care to remember.
- Hercules: I know.
- Pythagoras: We have to do something!
- Hercules: I know. All right. Let's all go and get killed together.