- Lois Griffin: Oh. Peter. You're up.
- Stewie Griffin: That's not what I heard.
- [he and Brian snicker]
- Brian Griffin: [hands him vodka] Hey Peter, you want a little something to put in that orange juice?
- Peter Griffin: What? Why? It's 9 A.M.
- Brian Griffin: Well, I figured you'd like to start the day with a stiff one.
- [the whole family laughs]
- Chris Griffin: You can't get a boner! You're a failure as a man and a father!