How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Daisy (2014)
Laura Bell Bundy: Becky
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Quotes
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Ted Mosby : You're Lily, you just had a cigarette in your bosses powder room, where do you put it? Flush it? Throw it out the window?
Marshall Eriksen : No, she wouldn't do any of those things, she's an environmentalist.
Ted Mosby : Put it in your purse?
William Zabka : Marshall would find it there.
Ranjit : Throw it in the trash can.
Becky : The Captain would find it there.
The Captain : Hide it in a boat.
Ted Mosby : A boat? Why would...?
The Captain : I don't know, I just like boats.
Ted Mosby : No, there's only one place she'd put it, where it would eventually decompose and serve as a natural mulch. It's in the daisy!
Ted Mosby : And sure enough, if I dig through I am all but guaranteed to...
[reaches into the pot and pulls out...]
Ted Mosby : Pregnancy test?
William Zabka : You can smoke those?