- Dr. Joan Watson: We officially need a new pizza place. This one is taking forever!
- Sherlock Holmes: We visit a mobster in hiding, and you order Italian. Can a "Godfather" marathon be far behind?
- Sherlock Holmes: Mafia law interests me about as much as the criminal derring-do of the Freemasons or the druids. After decades of police scrutiny and the relentless tide of modernity, La Cosa Nostra poses a less potent threat to New Yorkers than 20-ounce sodas.
- Sherlock Holmes: Most prostheses do not have a hidden compartment, do they, Mr. Riley?
- Detective Nash: Okay, you've made your point. Time to give me a minute alone with our friend.
- Sherlock Holmes: I beg your pardon, detective, this is our case, we only included you...
- Detective Nash: [Interrupts Sherlock] Let's not fight in front of the perp, okay? I said I can take it from here. Come one.
- Dr. Joan Watson: There hasn't been anything like a mob war since I was a kid.
- Captain Thomas Gregson: Yeah? Well, this is how they start.