- Nelson Muntz: You have one week to give me a valentine.
- Bart Simpson: And if I don't?
- Nelson Muntz: I will have a heart in my hand. Paper or yours!
- Carl Carlson: I always thought your name was spelled Simsun.
- Homer Simpson: You don't know how to spell my name? Don't you ever look up at the sky?
- [They look through a skylight; The Simpsons title appears through the clouds]
- Carl Carlson: I was wondering what that was.
- Homer Simpson: Mr. Burns is using our glasses to spy on us? This is a violation of our privacy.
- [Sits down to watch monitors]
- Homer Simpson: Now let's see what we can see.
- Mr. Burns: [Catches Homer in his office] Who are you?
- Homer Simpson: Mr. Burns!
- Mr. Burns: Oh, sorry, Mr. Burns. I won't trouble you again.