Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

T.A.H.I.T.I. (2014)

Clark Gregg: Phil Coulson

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Quotes 

• Leo Fitz : So what about Tahiti?

  Phil Coulson : Turns out, not so magical.

• Phil Coulson : Garrett? What the hell are you doing here?

  John Garrett : Well, as opposed to the Leven 8 jackass I'm staring at, I still follow orders.

  Phil Coulson : You're the worst at following orders.

• Phil Coulson : Really? All the war and chaos in the world, and S.H.I.E.L.D. sends a plane after us.

  Grant Ward : Three planes - small transport to dock and a pair of F-35s to make sure we hand over Quinn.

  Phil Coulson : If they scratch my paint, I'm gonna be pissed.

• John Garrett : [to Ian Quinn]  Tell us about Cybertek and the Deathlok program?

  Phil Coulson : Deathlok?

  John Garrett : Catchy right? Sounds like some wrestler from the 80's. What is it really?

  Ian Quinn : Those are dangerous waters, and the last agent that waded into them wound up with two in the stomach.

  [Garrett smacks him] 

  Ian Quinn : So... She's still alive?

  John Garrett : Yeah. And you better hope she stays that way.

  Phil Coulson : Is that why you shot Skye? Because she saw what Cybertek delivered?

  Ian Quinn : No. I shot Skye because that's what the Clairvoyant told me to do.

• Dr. Jazuat : [Regarding Skye]  The shots perforated her stomach and penetrated the large and small intestines. We resected what we could, but - there's been too much damage.

  Phil Coulson : So what's next?

  Dr. Jazuat : We can keep her comfortable, but you'll need to make a decision on whether or not you want to keep her on life support.

  Phil Coulson : You're saying there's nothing to be done?

  Dr. Jazuat : I'm saying you need to call her family. Get them here as soon as possible.

  Phil Coulson : *We're* her family.

  Dr. Jazuat : In that case, I'm very sorry.