[Matt is reading a Mean Tweet, written by @JimmyKimmel]
Matt Damon: Too bad they don't give an Oscar for blowing ass because Matt Damon would win every year. Go buy another zoo and live in it, Bourne I-Dickhead. #nodisrespecttobenaffleck
Matt Damon: [notices that Jimmy is watching him] Are you wearing yoga pants?
Jimmy Kimmel - Host: [embarrassed] No.
[Jimmy walks away]
Matt Damon: [to the audience] He's wearing yoga pants.
[cut to Jimmy]
Jimmy Kimmel - Host: That was uncalled for, especially that last one.