Family Guy (TV Series)

Fresh Heir (2014)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Dance Choreographer

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Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : Hey, hey, Chris, how about you and me do a secret handshake that has way too many steps to remember, all right?

  Chris Griffin : Okay.

  Peter Griffin : Shake, bump, bump, slap, pinky hook, pretend to slick your hair back, represent, bump, one spin, slap high, slap low, reverse spin, bump, explode, shake, belly rub, fake yawn, finger gun, hitchhiker, hitchhiker, shimmy shimmy sham sham, shake, shake, shake, bump, something smells and shake again. Okay, ready?

  [Chris is gone; looks out the window] 

  Peter Griffin : Oh, my God, it's night time.

• Peter Griffin : Chris Griffin, will you marry me?

  Chris Griffin : What? Is it even legal for a man to marry his son?

  Peter Griffin : It is in Vermont. As long as it's a man and a man, anything goes up there.

• Chris Griffin : [while Peter and Chris are watching "Meatballs"] 

  [to Peter] 

  Chris Griffin : Who's the guy?

  Peter Griffin : That's not a guy. That's the hot chick!

  Chris Griffin : Where are her boobs?

  Peter Griffin : Flat with a decent face was the best we could hope for back then.