Brad Jones: Braddie Broderick

Quotes 

• Admiral Crackers : I think the two of you should share the scene together.

  Braddie Broderick : It's not a gay porn, Admiral Crackers.

  Admiral Crackers : The audience doesn't know! When you place the costume over the cavernous buttocks, the deep-sea caves of vagina can turn into the darkened canyons of Sid's asshole!

  Sid Oculus : Hey, why am I the one wearing the costume?

  Admiral Crackers : Remember those lonely nights in front of the fireplace, with nothing but a cucumber and a bottle of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? Admiral Crackers remembers.