- Tony: A day without sex is a day wasted, man.
- Cinema Sins: This guy must be pretty depressed, then.
- [ding, sin #29]
- Cinema Sins: Rod was stunned that by the time he finished this sentence, Nathalie was already banging some other dude.
- [ding, sin #36]
- Cinema Sins: All of thee people died of complications from cheek wounds.
- [ding, sin #160]
- Rod: Oh look, a stove!
- Cinema Sins: The Giving Van is full of wonder!
- [ding, sin #186]
- Little Girl: No, I want a Happy Meal!
- Cinema Sins: Yeah, well, your parents are dead.
- [ding, sin #192]