- Spencer Strasmore: Ricky, here's my first bit of financial advice. Don't invest in depreciating assets. If it drives, flies, floats or fucks, lease it.
- Charles Greane: Baby, why do you always have to make jokes at my expense? You know I'm sensitive.
- Julie Greane: 'Cause deep down, I know you like it.
- Charles Greane: I really don't, though.
- Julie Greane: You always played better for a hard-ass coach.
- Larry Siefert: People often mistake country for dumb.
- Charles Greane: Those people are usually from the city.
- Larry Siefert: People often mistake country with dumb.
- Charles Greane: Those people are usually from the city.
- Dolphins Coach: Jarret, there are very few people that deserve a second chance, and there's less that deserve a third. Are you one of those people?
- Ricky Jerret: Yes sir. Absolutely.