Major Crimes (TV Series)

Frozen Assets (2014)

Kearran Giovanni: Amy Sykes

Quotes 

• Mr. Baird : Okay, here's what I think happened. Now, by the end, Marcella was so sick she could only eat eggs and imported crab cakes, dozens of which are left over in the freezer. Now, when we ran out of fresh venison last night, I served Falcon a thawed-out crab cake. He ate half of it, okay, and then he went out through this doggie door to do his business, and he never came back.

  Louie Provenza : Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Are you suggesting that whoever killed this dog also murdered Marcella Brewster?

  Mr. Baird : No, no, no, no, no. I killed the dog.

  Andy Flynn : Okay, that's it. Turn around, hands behind your back.

  Mr. Baird : What?

  Andy Flynn : Shut up, just...

  Mr. Baird : What are you doing? I called you guys. You wouldn't know anything about this except for me. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me explain. Yes, I killed the dog, yes, but the murderer is whoever poisoned the crab cakes. What am I under arrest for anyway?

  Sharon Raydor : So far, impersonating a police officer, animal cruelty, and we haven't even...

  Russell Taylor : Hold on. Hold on a minute. Let's all take a giant step back. Flynn, Provenza, is it true you guys dragged this security guard off Marcella Brewster's estate and left her dead dog behind in the bushes?

  Mr. Baird : Yes.

  Andy Flynn : No. We brought the little fella back with us.

  Amy Sykes : In an actual doggie bag. We also have one half-eaten crab cake, a freezer full of frozen ones, and more than a little canine vomit.

• Carter Bradford : Oh, Falcon, huh? Who'd he bite now?

  Amy Sykes : Actually, sir, Falcon's dead.

  Julio Sanchez : Poisoned with arsenic.

  Carter Bradford : Whoa. Do you know who Falcon left the house to?

  Andy Flynn : [in the monitor room]  God, I hope he isn't the brains of the family.

• Mr. Baird : Could someone please explain how a killer confesses to a murder and then gets a deal for twenty-five years?

  Mike Tao : If we'd gone to trial, our star witness would've been you.

  Julio Sanchez : Juries don't like nutjobs.

  Mr. Baird : Two hours ago, I felt like I was on top of the world. Right now, I feel very underappreciated.

  Andy Flynn : Underappreciated, it's a way of life for us.

  Amy Sykes : What do you know? Maybe you're a real detective after all.

  Mr. Baird : Wow. I'm in the club, huh? Ha-ha-ha. Ah, well, awesome.