- Robin Hood: History is a burden. Stories can make us fly.
- The Doctor: I'm still having a little trouble believing yours, I'm afraid.
- Robin Hood: Is it so hard to credit? That a man born into wealth and privilege should find the plight of the oppressed and weak too much to bear... until one night, he is moved to steal a TARDIS? Fly among the stars, fighting the good fight?
- The Doctor: I'm not a hero.
- Robin Hood: Well, neither am I. But if we both keep pretending to be, perhaps others will be heroes in our name. Perhaps we will both be stories. And may those stories never end.
- The Sheriff of Nottingham: Nottingham is not enough.
- Clara Oswald: It isn't?
- The Sheriff of Nottingham: After this, Derby.
- Clara Oswald: Right.
- The Sheriff of Nottingham: Then, Lincoln. And after Lincoln...
- Clara Oswald: Worksop?
- The Sheriff of Nottingham: [Rams his dagger into the table] THE WORLD!
- The Doctor: [pulls off Friar Tuck's sandal] This isn't a real sandal!
- Friar Tuck: Yes, it is!
- The Doctor: [sniffing it] Oh yes, it is.
- Robin Hood: [to The Doctor] You're as pale as milk. It's the way with Scots, they're strangers to vegetables.
- The Doctor: No damsels in distress, no pretty castles, no such thing as Robin Hood.
- [an arrow hits the Tardis]
- Robin Hood: You called?
- The Sheriff of Nottingham: But I like you. You're refreshingly... direct.
- Clara Oswald: You can take the girl out of Blackpool...
- Clara Oswald: [the doctor is having difficulty controlling the bow and arrow] You're good at this. I saw you. You won the tournament.
- The Doctor: I cheated. I made a special arrow with a homing device.