It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Psycho Pete Returns (2015)
Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds
Quotes
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Dennis Reynolds : Dee? I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection.
Dee Reynolds : Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage?
Dennis Reynolds : Of course I'm not, Dee. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch! Now you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantel.
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Dennis Reynolds : Wait, so you just painted your butt blue and nobody noticed the hole in your pants?
Dee Reynolds : Yep, it worked, it worked.
Frank Reynolds : Well, as long as it works.