- Mister Red: What's up f*ck face?
- Jesus Christ Samurai: What's up bitch?
- Mister Red: F*** you man.
- Jesus Christ Samurai: Not today.
- Patricia: Sorry I am so wishy-washy on this whole thing, it's just that I'm a little divided when it comes to homicide.
- Mister Red: Human beings are nuanced and complicated and wishy washiness is not a bad trait to have, there are worse ways to be.
- Johnny: Why are you the way you are? I find it disturbing that you even exist.
- Sally: Mister Red! Somebody is shooting people at our school!
- Rose: Did you know honey barely ages? There's honey from like ancient Egypt that's still edible... wasps make their own honey but it's not edible actually, because of the flower that they use to make it, it's poisonous.