- Johnny Cage: Oh, look! A robot.
- Triborg: Earthrealm's clown.
- Johnny Cage: Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself?
- Cassie Cage: Princess...
- Kitana: Your very presence mocks me.
- Cassie Cage: Sorry. Did you just say 'kick my ass'?
- Johnny Cage: An actor and a Shaolin walk into a bar.
- Liu Kang: I have no patience for your humor.
- Johnny Cage: Then I'll get to the punchline.
- Raiden: [Last Lines, story mode] Too long have I allowed Earthrealm to endure the horrors of war. Time and again we've defeated our enemies. But we've exacted no retribution. Demanded no remuneration. What have we gained for our mercy? More intrigue. More senseless violence. As new rulers of the Netherrealm, heed me. No longer will I simply defend Earthrealm. I will seek out and destroy all who threaten it. No mercy will be shown. No quarter given. Shinnok was an Elder God. Impossible to kill. There are fates worse than death.
- Raiden: Self-loathing has always been an unfortunate part of your makeup. There lies ahead a brighter path. One that will truly honor your ancestors. One that is worthy of you. Go to the Wu Shi academy. Join the Shaolin Monks. Like Kung Lao before you.
- Kung Jin: I can't. They won't accept...
- Raiden: They care only about what is in your heart. Not whom your heart desires.
- Kotal Kahn: You have no chance, thunder god.
- Raiden: Thunder blots out the sun.
- Kotal Kahn: Temporarily...
- D'Vorah: Puny weakling...
- Cassie Cage: Look who's talking, maggot mouth.
- D'Vorah: Perhaps I'll eat your tongue first.
- Erron Black: Girls with guns, always hot.
- Sonya Blade: I'll shove them up your ass and fire.
- Erron Black: Almost always hot.
- Bo' Rai Cho: My favorite pupil.
- Liu Kang: I bet you tell Kung Lao the same thing
- Bo' Rai Cho: With him, I mean it.
- Bo' Rai Cho: My favorite pupil.
- Kung Lao: I bet you tell Liu Kang the same thing.
- Bo' Rai Cho: You're right. I take it back.
- Character Endings Narrator: The Alien tore through Shinnok's flesh, reducing him to a bloody pulp. The creature then returned to its nest in Outworld. It continued to venture forth looking for suitable hosts for use in establishing a new hive. The Alien found more than a few intriguing species and dragged them back to its lair. Once a queen had been spawned, the Alien's new hive multiplied quickly and spread unchecked throughout the realm. Emperor Kotal Kahn attempted to save Outworld in a desperate final attack on the Aliens' main nesting ground. The attack failed. Outworld belonged to the Aliens.
- Character Endings Narrator: Like Scorpion, Jason Voorhees was a revenant: a vengeful spirit returned to life. Hundreds had fallen victim to his bloodlust. Liu Kang, now ruler of the Netherrealm, took notice. An immortal killer like Jason would be useful in his plan for konquest. He drew Jason into the Netherrealm and offered him an endless bounty of slaughter... in return for his allegiance. Jason's simple reply was to destroy Liu Kang.
- Reptile: The actor.
- Johnny Cage: Just like you, working for scale.
- Reptile: Killing you would be a pleasure.
- Cassie Cage: [Cassie 1] Real funny.
- Cassie Cage: [Cassie 2] Know what's funny? Your face!
- Cassie Cage: [Cassie 1] Dude, you just insulted yourself.
- Cassie Cage: Nice mini-skirt.
- Kotal Kahn: A joke at my expense?
- Cassie Cage: Nah. It's yours for free.
- Triborg: On your guard, Osh-Tekk.
- Kotal Kahn: Is this how you greet an emperor?
- Triborg: Titles mean nothing to me.
- Bo' Rai Cho: The Cyber Lin Kuei were destroyed.
- Triborg: A fool believes that in his own eyes.
- Bo' Rai Cho: They see well enough.