Mike Jeavons: Mike J.

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Mike J. : Who decided that all Mary Kate and Ashley films have to have titles based on sayings? New York Minute, Getting There, Our Lips Are Sealed, It Takes Two, etc. And let's not forget When in Rome, one of their two offerings in 2002, which involves them yet again getting in trouble and falling in love with boys. Paint-by-numbers, I see, which ironically isn't the title of an Olsen Twins movie.

• [last lines] 

  Mike J. : These films just keep getting worse! It's nonsensical, it has a tired story, relentless clichés, and just isn't funny... at all! As they get older, the films just kind of get lazier. Just like this conclu-

  [abruptly cuts to the closing credits]