- [last lines]
- Andy Flynn: Uh, Nicole? Nicole? So, uh... you're not mad about this?
- Nicole: About what?
- Sharon Raydor: [privately to Rusty after Nicole and Andy exit] We're not dating.
- Rusty Beck: Several times a month.
- Nicole: I would invite everyone, but we only have so many tickets.
- Louie Provenza: Oh, no problem. After five marriages, I know "The Nutcracker" by heart.
- Louie Provenza: This bum was a child star?
- Buzz Watson: Before he got mixed up in drugs, J-ME had his own television series, records, concerts.
- Amy Sykes: He was incredibly hot.
- Louie Provenza: Yeah, well, now he's barely room temperature.
- Andy Flynn: Um, listen, Nicole, uh, before we leave, I think I need to clear something up, because you've... Well, you got the wrong idea about what's going on between Sharon and me.
- Nicole: What do you mean, "the wrong idea"?
- Andy Flynn: Uh, well, we're not really... Okay, the truth is that we're...
- Sharon Raydor: Andy and I are friends. We're very good friends, but that... that's all.
- Nicole: Really? No. Oh, come on. Dad, is that true?
- Andy Flynn: Yeah... kind of.
- Nicole: Oh, my God. How could... How could you completely mislead me like that?
- Andy Flynn: Occupational hazard? All right, look, it's simple. You like Sharon so much that you seemed to respect me a little bit more, but like-like-like back when you were a kid, you know? So... all right. Did I act like mine and Sharon's relationship was a little bit more serious than it is? Possibly. Did I exaggerate the dating part?... A bit. When I said that Sharon and I were a couple, was that a distortion of the facts?
- Sharon Raydor: Andy, excuse me. Nicole, the bottom line is your father is just trying to be the kind of dad you can truly be proud of. That's all.
- Nicole: By pretending to be something that he's not?
- Rusty Beck: May I just ask a few questions so that Nicole understands?
- Sharon Raydor: Of course.
- Andy Flynn: Why not?
- Rusty Beck: Okay, so, t-the two of you, you... you go out to dinner... a lot.
- Sharon Raydor: Sometimes.
- Andy Flynn: Y-yeah, we... we go to dinner.
- Sharon Raydor: Go out to dinner sometimes.
- Andy Flynn: Sometimes.
- Rusty Beck: And, Lieutenant Flynn, you take Sharon to the movies?
- Sharon Raydor: Occasionally.
- Andy Flynn: Y-yeah, well, we...
- Sharon Raydor: Occasionally.
- Andy Flynn: W-we go to the movies.
- Rusty Beck: And The was also that Dodger game in September and the charity banquet at the Japanese-American museum, oh, and we're all going to the ballet with each other's families as a part of Christmas.
- Nicole: I see, but they're definitely not dating... as far as you know.
- Rusty Beck: Or as far as they know.
- Louie Provenza: And Flynn and I will get a warrant, go to the studio where J-ME was filming, check out his dressing room.
- Mike Tao: Trailer.
- Andy Flynn: Trailer. Heh. Oh, my God. Mr. Show Business speaks.
- Pete Sims: Wait. Wait! Look, I'm not gonna say anything else until you people tell me that you understand that I never wanted to kill J-ME in the first place.
- Sharon Raydor: Okay, understood.
- Pete Sims: I was just trying to hold my life together the best way I knew how.
- Sharon Raydor: I think J-ME may have told you the same thing.