- Gretchen Cutler: If I don't get a night off soon, I think my liver is gonna slide out of my body, you know?
- Jimmy Shive-Overly: I'm having a blast. Yeah, I'm peeing blood. And I briefly forgot the word for telephone.
- Lindsay Jillian: You think I'm an unfriendly treacherous mountain?
- Edgar Quintero: And I think Paul couldn't hack it.
- Paul Jillian: Do you even know what love means?
- Lindsay Jillian: Yeah. I mean, it's like, "Hey, I love you. Smooch smooch. Now go get me some bagel bites."