Scream: The TV Series (TV Series)

Aftermath (2015)

John Karna: Noah Foster

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• Noah Foster : Holy Christmas! Oh, I knew it. It's a genuine killer's lair.

  Emma Duvall : That's a thing?

  Audrey Jensen : Please don't get him started.

  Noah Foster : A lair is an extension of the killer's psychosis: the root cellar in Psycho, Kevin Spacey's apartment in Se7en, Hannibal Lecter's kitchen. I mean, every fictional killer has one.

  Emma Duvall : So he's been living here?

  Noah Foster : I highly doubt it. No, this looks staged. I mean, you see lairs on TV, not in real life. Take "Pretty Little Liars." They're always chock-full of bloody little clues and creepy, unrealistic icons. I mean, seriously, how would 'A' get her hands on four Victorian dolls that look just like the main characters? Where do you shop for that?

  Audrey Jensen : Evil American Girl doll store?

  Noah Foster : [scoffs]  I can't believe you two came here without me.

  Emma Duvall : Yeah, you're right. After you.

• Noah Foster : Did you just try to tase my man parts?

• Noah Foster : You know, maybe if I'd punched my v-card, the rules of horror would've kicked in. Maybe I'd be the one who died.

  Audrey Jensen : I don't think that's how it works.

  [pauses] 

  Audrey Jensen : I would offer to deflower you, but I'd just be taking advantage of your heightened emotional state and we can't have that.

  Noah Foster : [chuckles]  Oh, thank you. That's very kind of you. No, I'd rather channel my anguish into something productive.

  [eyeing his video games] 

  Noah Foster : Maybe vigilante justice?

  Audrey Jensen : Hey, we could team up: Bi-curious and the Virgin.

  Noah Foster : That's the world's saddest crime-fighting duo.

• Audrey Jensen : Hey, drinking on the job's a new thing for you.

  Noah Foster : They can't fire me. I'm the only one who knows how to reset the router.

• Emma Duvall : I got this in the mail. I think the killer's trying to send me some weird message.

  Noah Foster : A yearbook? That's not so weird.

  [Emma opens the yearbook, revealing cut-out faces] 

  Noah Foster : Oh, holy Manson family album!

• Noah Foster : I don't know, the Victorians had it right. I wish I had a lock of her hair, or something real. You know, not just pixels.

  Audrey Jensen : You have memories.

• Noah Foster : [reading from a text conversation with Riley]  "Who would win in a cage match: Lady Gaga or Madonna?"

  Audrey Jensen : Oh, definitely Gaga.

  Noah Foster : Yeah. Gaga would totally win, right?

  Audrey Jensen : Kick her ass.

• Noah Foster : [reading from a text conversation with Riley]  "Yes, my mom's on a kale kick."

  Audrey Jensen : That's disgusting.