Commissioner Mick Foley gets a lead in his investigation of who ran over "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.Commissioner Mick Foley gets a lead in his investigation of who ran over "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.Commissioner Mick Foley gets a lead in his investigation of who ran over "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
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The Rock: Finally, The Rock has come back to D.C.!
[the crowd cheers]
The Rock: You see, there are certain things in life that always brings on a gut natural instinct. If you see a fly, you swat it. If you see a little cute puppy, you pet it. And if you're Marion Berry and you see crack...
[the crowd cheers, then begins a "Rocky" chant]
The Rock: ...you ssssssmoke it.
[the crowd cheers]
The Rock: And if you see Kurt Angle's condescending, smiling, smug face, if you're The Rock, the gut natural instinct is to take a steel chair and smash it. And that's exactly what The Rock was primed to do last Thursday on "SmackDown!" until Stephanie McMahon-Angle... no, wait. No, that's not it. Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley stuck her nose where it didn't belong, allowing Kurt Angle to get the 1-2-3 on The Rock and do his goofy Olympic celebration. Now, don't get The Rock wrong, he has no problem with Olympic celebrations. You see, there was a man who just competed in the Olympics, a super-heavyweight wrestler by the name of Rulon Gardner.
[the crowd cheers]
The Rock: Now, this man did the unbelievable, beat the unbeatable. Quite frankly, Rulon Gardner went ahead and faced the Russian and laid the smack down on his candy ass.
[the crowd cheers]
The Rock: Gardner laid the smack down on Karelin; how he celebrated is the way you're supposed to celebrate. Gardner did his little cartwheel, did his little roll, stood on the Olympic podium, accepted his gold medal like a champion, with a smile. Unlike Kurt Angle, who stood on the Olympic podium with crocodile tears running down his face, and if the camera panned down a little bit more, you'd see the monkey piss rolling down his leg! So, Kurt Angle, The Rock says he'll do anything to get your candy ass out here, so why don't you come out here and celebrate with The Rock tonight? Kurt Angle, come out and celebrate with The Rock, because tonight you've got your shot at The Rock's WWF title. So, Kurt Angle, come on out and celebrate. We've got a lot to celebrate about. We could celebrate that tonight, you've got your shot, we could celebrate you're a gold-medalist winner, and we could celebrate the fact that The Rock is gonna whoop that candy ass all over D.C.!
- ConnectionsReferences WWE Smackdown!: Nowhere To Run (2000)
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- Mar 19, 2024
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- Runtime1 hour 35 minutes