Family Guy (TV Series)
Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure (2015)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, God
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Quotes
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Stewie Griffin : And Italians before pasta.
[the Italians make "Ey!" sounds and say some random words]
Stewie Griffin : They were always a ridiculous people.
Tony Sirico : Hey, Family Guy. You're lucky I got a manicotti in the oven, or I'd bash your head into a bolognese! That's two kinds of food. That's how angry I am!
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Stewie Griffin : All right, let's split up. I'll go search in first class, you go down to steerage and wait for the gross angry Italians.
Tony Sirico : [referring back to how they also made fun of Italians earlier in the episode] That's TWO!
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Chris Griffin : Dad looks like some girl sent you pictures of her privates.
Peter Griffin : Crap! Lois I don't have the phone! Stop sending pictures.
Lois Griffin : I already sent four more!
Peter Griffin : Chris put down the phone, don't look at those!
Chris Griffin : Wait a minute! That's both of her hands, who the hell is taking the pictures?
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Chris Griffin : Screw you, Stewie. You are a jerk! And I'm gonna win that bowling tournament, with or without you!
Stewie Griffin : What does he... What? He doesn't even know what we're preparing him for!
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Brian Griffin : Why not ?
Stewie Griffin : It's like having a pick up truck. Once people know you got one - there go your weekends.