Mike Jeavons: Mike J.

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Mike J. : Winning London is the worst Olsen Twin movie yet. And yes, I know I say that every single time. It's just one giant montage of London, which just proves how these movies are nothing other than weak excuses to shove the Olsen Twins into different countries so they can fall in love with boys. But at least they were British boys who can finally teach these girls some class.

  [farts] 

  Mike J. : Oops!

• [first lines] 

  Mike J. : Hello, I'm a British person, and can you take a wild guess at which Mary Kate and Ashley movie I might just hate the most? Yes, you guessed it: Winning London, their 2001 release which sees them montage their way around London, falling in love with boys, and generally being a nuisance. But did you expect anything else? No seriously, did you? Because if you did, you and me are gonna have words. Like potato, that's a word.