It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Mac & Dennis Move to the Suburbs (2016)
Rob McElhenney: Mac
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Quotes
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Dee Reynolds : You're like a couple of locusts.
Mac : Oh, I take that as a compliment.
Dee Reynolds : It's not a compliment.
Mac : Well it's biblical, so it's a compliment.
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[as Mac and Dennis fight, the doorbell rings]
Dennis Reynolds : Well, it must be nosy Wally, coming to see what all the fighting's about. Well, why don't we show him what all the fighting's about?
[He picks up a poker and wields it threateningly]
Dennis Reynolds : Why don't we show him right now!
Mac : Wait, Dennis! Dennis, calm down!
Dennis Reynolds : Don't you tell me to calm down!
[the smoke detector chirps]
Mac : There's that chirping again! How are you not hearing that?
Dennis Reynolds : News flash, asshole! I've been hearing it the entire goddamn time!
Mac : Then why wouldn't you say something?
Dennis Reynolds : Because i hate you!
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Mac : Anyway, wanna roll? I, uh, got us some music. I made this Creed mix.
Dennis Reynolds : Oh, uh, Creed, huh?
Mac : Yeah, it's a long commute, so...
Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, I was thinking more, like, Bryan Adams.