- Lotus Prince: That's right, Linkara. I now possess all of Pollo's data, and unless you follow my instructions to the letter... Well, I'd say that it would be a shame if something would happen to this little chip, but I'd be lying.
- Some Jerk with a Camera: [talking on the phone, gasps] Eduardo got deported?
- [gasps again]
- Some Jerk with a Camera: Eduardo got sold to a law firm?
- Fake Doctor: If I go around the country tricking doctors into thinking I'm a real surgeon and then telling YouTube personalities they need a procedure, I could get every music reviewer on YouTube a lobotomy so I'm the only smart one left ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET!
- [laughs evilly]
- Linkara: I spent forty minutes already detailing this stuff already; just watch that video. When you're done, come back here so we can dig into "ROM Spaceknight #41-75".
- Calluna: The bloodshed, the lives lost, the heartache, those sleepless nights, never knowing... It's all been worth it... They finally brought back French Toast Crunch cereal!
- Some Jerk with a Camera: [talking on the phone, gasps] Eduardo thinks he's a chicken?
- [gasps again]
- Some Jerk with a Camera: Eduardo got amnesia?
- [gasps again]
- Some Jerk with a Camera: Eduardo doesn't think he's a chicken anymore?