- [giving out gifts]
- Black Dynamite: Here you go, Little Orphan Willis! Your parents were killed in a car crash so here's a 1966 Coupe Deville, the same make and model they burned to death in!
- Black Dynamite: Here you go, Little Orphan Penny! Your mama was a heroin junkie so we got you a doll with holes in the arms to remind you of why you will never see her again!
- Black Dynamite: And Little Orphan Stevie, we got you a pair of track shoes to remind you of how quick your daddy ran out of your life! Now, isn't this the best birthday y'all ever had?
- [the children cry]
- Honey Bee: Dammit, Black...
- Black Dynamite: [doesn't get it] What?
- Orphan: Black Dynamite, you ain't shit!