The Trail to Oregon! (2015)
Joey Richter: McDoon, Everyone Else
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Quotes
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Grandpa : I thought I drowned for sure. How did I- ?
[Cornwallis walks out]
Grandpa : You.
Cornwallis : Hello... Tittymitty.
Grandpa : Cornwallis. You saved us. Why?
Cornwallis : It wasn't for you, Grandpa. I did it for Eleanor.
Grandpa : How is she these days?
Cornwallis : She passed, two years ago come April.
[a moment is taken to honor Eleanor's memory]
Grandpa : This doesn't change anything.
Cornwallis : I know, Grandpa. I know...
[Cornwallis leaves]
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General Store Guy : I know that based on what you just saw, you wouldn't believe it, but... I played Tony in Independence Community Theater's production of West Side Story a couple years back. It's like, big fish small pond, but... I was proud.
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McDoon : Oh come on! I been treating you real good, haven't I? I keep your limbs bound with the finest rope money can buy. I gently chloroform you to sleep every night. And I promise that's how it's gonna be every day once you're my child bride.
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McDoon : I mean, sure I'm known far and wide as the bandit king but... I ain't got no one to love.
Cletus Jones : Well, we make love on occasion.
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Baby Buffalo : [sings, crying] But when you wake up with blood on your dick
[long pause]
Baby Buffalo : and you don't even know where it came fro - om...
Baby Buffalo : [Cries] Oh, god...
Baby Buffalo : [Angrily] Just do it, motherfu...
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McDoon : [sings] Your wagon is on fi - re! / Your wagon is aflame / Your wagon is on fi - re / It will never be the same!
