My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)
Make New Friends But Keep Discord (2015)
John de Lancie: Discord
Quotes
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Discord : [On stage, attempting stand up comedy with a watermelon on a stool next to him] Knock knock!
[pause as everypone stares at him]
Discord : You're supposed to say "Who's there?" ! This is the most basic of jokes!
[Grits his teeth as he pulls out a mallet and smashes the watermelon, making it splatter out onto some of the ponies]
Maud Pie : You're the most basic of jokes.
Pinkie Pie : Good one, Maud! Hee, hee!
[Everypony else laughs, one of Discord's eyes twitches, then he grits his teeth]