- Valerie Meyers: You're grounded.
- Alex Cole: What?
- Laura Meyers: I think she was talking to me.
- Alex Cole: Oh. Still.
- Alex Cole: [Talking about Leon] I like him.
- Valerie Meyers: What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Alex Cole: Um, lots of things.
- Valerie Meyers: You invited him to breakfast?
- Alex Cole: Yeah, I wanted to make waffles.
- Valerie Meyers: Oh, my God. Don't you think you should have asked me first?
- Alex Cole: Oh, my God. It's fine. He's cool.
- Valerie Meyers: He's a one night stand.