Doctor Who (TV Series)

The Zygon Invasion (2015)

Peter Capaldi: The Doctor

Quotes 

• The Doctor : Which one are you? Human or Zygon?

  Osgood : I don't answer that question

  The Doctor : Why not?

  Osgood : Because there is no question to answer. I don't accept it. My sister and I were the living embodiment of the peace we made. I will give all the lives that I have to protect it. You want to know who I am, Doctor? I am the peace. I am human and Zygon.

  The Doctor : Like a hybrid.

• Clara Oswald : [using his mobile, the Doctor gets Clara's voice mail]  Hi, this is Clara Oswald. I'm probably on the tube or in outer space. Leave a message.

  The Doctor : Hello, it's Doctor Disco. I'm in the 21th century, don't know what month. I'm staking out some of the most dangerous creatures imaginable...

  [the Doctor stares at two young girls in a playground] 

  The Doctor : ...operating under deep cover, trying not to attract suspicion. Give me a call, Clara. Nightmare scenario - I'm worried.

• The Doctor : [walking into the UNIT command post]  At ease! I'm the President of the world. I'm here to rescue people and generally establish happiness all over the place. The Doctor - Doctor Funkenstein.

  Walsh : Yes, we know who you are.

• The Doctor : [points to the question marks on Osgood's lapels]  Oh, I see you've accessorized it.

  Osgood : Yes

  The Doctor : The old question marks.

  Osgood : You used to wear question marks.

  The Doctor : Oh I know, yes I did.

  Osgood : They were nice. Why don't you wear them anymore?

  The Doctor : Oh, I do. I've got question mark underpants.

  Osgood : Makes one wonder what the question is.

• The Doctor : This is your country. Protect it from the scary monsters. And also from the Zygons.

• The Doctor : Oh, and do you still have the presidential aircraft?

  Clara Oswald : I thought you didn't like being President of the World.

  The Doctor : No, but I like poncing about in a big plane.

• The Doctor : Isn't there a solution that doesn't involve bombing everyone?

• Kate : You left us with an impossible situation, Doctor.

  The Doctor : Yes, I know. It's called peace.

• Clara Oswald : Doctor, do you want to be alone with that thing?

  The Doctor : It's a command computer. You operate it by titivating the fronds.

  Clara Oswald : Are you enjoying that?

  The Doctor : I snogged a Zygon once. Old habits.

• The Doctor : Are you phoning me with your backside again, or are you really sending me a distress signal?

• The Doctor : Colonel, take it easy. They're trying to unsettle you; they're trying to make you paranoid, panicked.

  Walsh : Any living thing in this world, including my family and friends, could turn into a Zygon and kill me, any second now. It's not paranoia when it's real.

• [last lines] 

  The Doctor : The invasion has happened; you're probably surrounded by Zygons. Get to the Tardis. Get yourself safe. And apparently my plane is never going to land, but let's see what we're going to do about that!

  Bonnie : I'm sorry. But Clara's dead; Kate Stewart is dead; the UNIT troops are all dead. Truth or Consequences.

  The Doctor : Clara!