Mother's Day (I) (2016)

Paul Vogt: Tiny

Quotes 

• Zack : [baby cries]  No, don't cry, stop crying. Five grand at stake. Mate, would you mind holding her for a sec? What's your name, pal?

  Tiny : Tiny.

  Zack : Tiny, if you don't mind me saying, you look like you have a very welcoming bosom. May I rest my child on it?

  Tiny : Sure.

  Zack : Just for a sec, thank you.

  [baby stops crying] 

  Zack : I mean, I don't know whether to be pleased or just deeply offended. How did you do that?

  Tiny : I'm soft, like a couch.

  Zack : Please, will you come and live with us? I'm deadly serious. I haven't slept in a year. I'll take the couch. My girlfriend's very attractive.

  Tiny : Can your girlfriend take the couch?