- Johnny Carson: Old Mother Hubbard - do you remember the original version? Let's see if you remember.
- Ed McMahon: Lived in the cupboard.
- Johnny Carson: Oh, no - *went* to the cupboard!
- Ed McMahon: Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock / The strock - clock struck one... the clock struck one, and the other one was seriously injured.
- Johnny Carson: Shirley, Shirley, mind a-whirly / How does your karma grow? / Is it true, since your lives as those dead pharaohs' wives / You've been Larry, Curly and Moe?