Family Guy (TV Series)
Pilling Them Softly (2015)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Dr. Elmer Hartman, Mr. Spacely
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Glenn Quagmire : You know what? Let's end this for good.
Peter Griffin : How?
Glenn Quagmire : The same way Paula Deen got her cooking show taken off the air. By saying the one word you can't come back from.
Peter Griffin : What? Say the word? RIGHT NOW?
Glenn Quagmire : Yeah. Together. Ready?
Peter Griffin : You bet.
Glenn Quagmire , Peter Griffin : [they open their mouths and is just about to say it]
Cleveland Brown : [irritated] You could have just quit the show.
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Glenn Quagmire : So I spend like seventy-five dollars on cat toys and what does she play with? A shoelace.
Joe Swanson : [sarcastic] That's crazy.
Glenn Quagmire : Joe, that's been your answer every time I tell a story. It's like you are not even listening...!
Joe Swanson : Well, that's because you were interrupting me when I was telling you about Kevin trying to hang himself with an extension cord.
Glenn Quagmire : I know, that's crazy.
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Stewie Griffin : Excuse me Brian, I'm just going to go ahead and wet my eyes.
[blinks very slowly, making a creaking sound]
Stewie Griffin : Ah, there we go.
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Stewie Griffin : Hey. Guess where I have a crayon.
