- Chris Griffin: Apologies for being so tardy.
- Peter Griffin: Aaw Chris you are not tardy, we tested you twice.
- Chris Griffin: Why are you hocking tater-tots at a baby panda?
- Peter Griffin: Because I'm oddly attracted to him and it frightens me.
- Peter Griffin: You guys with me?
- Cleveland Brown: You bet!
- Glen Quagmire: Sure thing, Peter! I mean, come on, we're a team, like fish and chips and fat guys.
- Glen Quagmire: Peter, I know exactly where you're coming from.
- Peter Griffin: You Quagmire?
- [Not being ironic]
- Peter Griffin: You enjoy pornography, too?