- Brianna Hanson: The bad news is that the email did go wide. The good news is that it was auto-corrected.
- Nwabudike Bergstein: Uh-huh.
- Mallory Hanson: Oh, God, what did it say?
- Brianna Hanson: [reading] "Dear Beloved Guzzle, Vin Diesel fucked Frankie, and Robert hatha yard attack, be causal bleeds, Sausalito, California every day."
- Nwabudike Bergstein: Oh, my God, I am so relieved it was Vin Diesel who slept with my mom.
- Frankie Bergstein: [her Cheez-Its stick in the vending machine] Oh! My powers are weak.
- Grace Hanson: Your powers are fictional.