Criminal Minds (TV Series)
'Til Death Do Us Part (2015)
Shemar Moore: Derek Morgan
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Quotes
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David Rossi : So, Morgan, when are you and Savannah walking down the aisle?
Derek Morgan : Hey, whoa, whoa. Baby steps. Baby steps.
Dr. Spencer Reid : When Derek Morgan says "I do", it'll be a national day of mourning for single women everywhere.
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Derek Morgan : Wearing a bride-to-be sash must be like waving a red cape at a bull
Dr. Spencer Reid : Actually, bulls are colorblind, so it doesn't really matter what color cape a matador waves. It's the cape's movement that elicits an aggressive charge response...
[everyone gazes at Reid]
Dr. Spencer Reid : but Morgan's metaphor still applies here
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David Rossi : I married the third ex-Mrs. Rossi at a drive-in wedding chapel in Las Vegas. I had an Elvis impersonator perform the ceremony.
Dr. Tara Lewis : [snickering] You're kidding.
Aaron Hotchner : Wait for it.
David Rossi : I'm playing 21. I've got a streak going, I can't lose even if I try. Krystall's the dealer; one thing leads to another... I should have known it wouldn't last. Krystall spelled her name with a "K" and two "L"s. We sobered up the next morning, the divorce was... was just as quick. I'll never make that mistake again.
Derek Morgan : What, getting married or having the King of rock and roll as your justice of the peace?
David Rossi : Both.
[in an Elvis impression]
David Rossi : Thank you very much.
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Derek Morgan : [Picks up his mobile] Hey, what's up mama? Wild guess: we got a case?
Penelope Garcia : You're correct! Please pass GO and collect 200 kisses from moi and Hotch wants to see us
Derek Morgan : For what?
Penelope Garcia : He didn't say, but I'm having flashbacks to being in highschool, having to go to the principal's office
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Derek Morgan : Baby girl, are you there?
Penelope Garcia : Speak now or forever hold your peace