The Muppets. (TV Series)

Going, Going, Gonzo (2015)

Dave Goelz: The Great Gonzo, Zoot, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Waldorf

Quotes 

• Joseph Gordon-Levitt : So, uh, Gonzo, how are you feeling after that fall? Seems like you might have broken your nose there in, like, a thousand different places.

  The Great Gonzo : No, no. My nose is the only bone in my body I haven't broken. That's why it looks so good.

• The Great Gonzo : I still think about the stunt that got away. I was gonna shoot out of a canon across Cactus Gorge.

  Pepe the King Prawn : Si, si, but just as he's about to light the fuse, he lost his nerves.

  The Great Gonzo : God, I'd like to have a shot at doing that stunt again.

  Kermit the Frog : Gee, Gonzo, I didn't realize you still wanted to do a jump like that. Listen, if it means that much to you, I'll make it happen on the show.

  The Great Gonzo : Oh, Piggy's so mad at me. She'd never let me do it. You have any idea what it's like to be on her list?

  Kermit the Frog : Are you serious, Gonzo? It's me. I know what it's like to be clinging to the hood of her car when she's doing fifty.