The Muppets. (TV Series)

Going, Going, Gonzo (2015)

Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Statler, Beaker

Quotes 

• Rizzo the Rat : Enough chit-chat. I feel like I'm in a hair salon here. I'm calling. I got a flush.

  Joseph Gordon-Levitt : Flush, huh? Okay, so is that better than three of one thing and two of another?

  Rizzo the Rat : [stunned]  Ohhh!

  Pepe the King Prawn : Unbelievable, okay? How'd you do this?

  Joseph Gordon-Levitt : That, my dear prawn, is called acting. You're looking at the guy that played Bruce Willis in the future playing himself in the past, or something like that. I never quite understood the plot.

• Rizzo the Rat : [Scooter bails on poker night]  Oh, we need another schnook to fleece.

  Pepe the King Prawn : What's a schnooktofleece?

  Rizzo the Rat : A patsy to swindle.

  Pepe the King Prawn : Patsytoswindle?

  Rizzo the Rat : Guy to rob.

  Pepe the King Prawn : Guytorob? Does anyone speak English around here?

• The Great Gonzo : I still think about the stunt that got away. I was gonna shoot out of a canon across Cactus Gorge.

  Pepe the King Prawn : Si, si, but just as he's about to light the fuse, he lost his nerves.

  The Great Gonzo : God, I'd like to have a shot at doing that stunt again.

  Kermit the Frog : Gee, Gonzo, I didn't realize you still wanted to do a jump like that. Listen, if it means that much to you, I'll make it happen on the show.

  The Great Gonzo : Oh, Piggy's so mad at me. She'd never let me do it. You have any idea what it's like to be on her list?

  Kermit the Frog : Are you serious, Gonzo? It's me. I know what it's like to be clinging to the hood of her car when she's doing fifty.

• Uncle Deadly : [Kermit is outside Piggy's dressing room]  No.

  Kermit the Frog : Hmm?

  Uncle Deadly : Whatever it is, no. She's in the middle of a beauty treatment which, ironically, is not pretty.

• Kermit the Frog : Piggy, couldn't you give the list a rest? Haven't you ever heard of forgive and forget?

  Miss Piggy : Who said that? Whoever it was, I'm putting them on my list.

• Kermit the Frog : [while reading the nutritional information for Piggy Water]  30 grams of fat? It's water!

• Rizzo the Rat : Pepe, are you in?

  Pepe the King Prawn : Si, I'm in like turtlenecks and gold chains.