Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
Josh and I Are Good People! (2015)
Rachel Bloom: Rebecca Bunch
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Quotes
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Rebecca Bunch : I'm a good person, that's my thing. My nickname is Mother Teresa Luther King!
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Paula Proctor : So, clearly, you're still on this "I'm a good person" thing.
Rebecca Bunch : I mean, Greg really got to me this morning.
Paula Proctor : [passionately] Oh, come on. You are not a terrible person. Greg is just a... whiny little bitch... and sexy. He should be a search term on porn sites.
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Woman at Home Base : I know you! You're that lady on the dartboard in the storage room.
[Rebecca laughs nervously]
Rebecca Bunch : Oh, that's how we kid, me and Greg. Yeah, we make a joke about the other person in another room that the other person will never see, and then we never tell the other person. It's so funny! Give him my regards, nice meeting you.
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Joyce the Homeless Woman : Hey! You have any change?
Rebecca Bunch : Oh sorry, I only have twenties. I got them from working!
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Josh Chan : I know it's not cool to believe in God and stuff, but I do.
Rebecca Bunch : Oh my God, that's like - that's insane! I believe in God too! What are the odds?
Josh Chan : I think a lot of people believe in...
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Rebecca Bunch : Hi! How are you?
Greg Serrano : I'm good. I'd ask how you are but I already know. You're terrible.
Rebecca Bunch : What?
Greg Serrano : She's horrible.
Josh Chan : What are you talking about? What'd she do?
Greg Serrano : What didn't she do?
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Darryl Whitefeather : Madison is my sun and my moon. She is the candle in the window that guides me home. She's the cream in my coffee. she's...
Rebecca Bunch : Okay dude, I gotta stop you, sorry. Maybe because my father is an abandoning coward - could be that - but I feel like you should dial back the whole daddy-daughter love thing. It sounds a little like... Amber Alert.
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Stacy Whitefeather : What would you know about what I've been through? You're just some soulless lawyer. Oh yeah, I saw you pump your fist when the judge gave my daughter away. How dare you! Why in the world would you even take this case? What's wrong with you?
Rebecca Bunch : I... Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of maternal affection and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Stacy Whitefeather : I did not think that was where you were gonna go.
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Rebecca Bunch : I got stuck on, like, wanting you to say I was a good person, because if you believed it, then somehow I could believe it too.
Greg Serrano : I can't say you're a good person, but I saw what you did for Darryl today, so I can say you're a good friend... Not to me. Like definitely not to me, but to other people... that aren't me.
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Paula Proctor : But who cares what he thinks?
Rebecca Bunch : Well, I care what he thinks, because I care what me thinks and me wants me to be a good person.
