- Homer Simpson: From now on we're staying at the Hyatt regencies
- Bart Simpson: You're banned from there dad
- Homer Simpson: Not as Hagwar Swanson!
- Homer Simpson: Hey, Flanders. Why don't you take a tip from your precious Bible and zip it?
- Ned Flanders: Where in the Bible does it say zip it?
- Homer Simpson: It's the first thing the Burning Bush said to Moses.
- Homeless Man: Thank you for teaching us Scripture.
- [Hugs Homer; Homer sticks tongue at Ned]