- Matt Mahoney: I don't know how we missed this.
- Elizabeth McCord: We didn't. I read it when it came out. But probably just before I read the joint CIA and FBI projection of the ten most imminent terrorist attacks on US soil. I do have to prioritize my end-of-the-world documents, you know.
- Nadine Tolliver: [upon arriving in Myanmar] Just a reminder about protocol here. Men and women do not kiss cheeks in greeting. No touching of the heads or feet. And in the presence of the elderly, don't spit.
- Elizabeth McCord: I can't make any promises.
- Nadine Tolliver: [at a karaoke bar discussing the state of the world] If we turned things around once, I believe we can do it again. Sometimes you have to have faith in people... Do not ever tell anyone I said that.
- Blake Moran: Yes, ma'am.
- Nadine Tolliver: Meanwhile, that's why God created alcohol and music. Now, get up there and sing.
- Blake Moran: Uh, why?
- Nadine Tolliver: Because you can.
- Blake Moran: [about a government report they've just read] It's like a horror film. Bioterror weaponry, diseases that jump from animals to humans, accelerated climate change, demon robots who will take over the world.
- Daisy Grant: Well, a demon robot is welcome to take over my world as long as he cleans my bathroom and organizes my stuff.
- Matt Mahoney: You know, I'm gonna get a 3-D printer, use it to make another 3-D printer, then return the first one. I'm no fool.