- Tulip O'Hare: So what's the plan, Jesse?
- Jesse Custer: The plan is simple: find God.
- Cassidy: Oh, no offense, padre, but I'm right... I'm tired of the God talk now.
- Jesse Custer: I am, too. That's why we gonna go out and actually find God.
- Cassidy: What? Like a... like a road trip? With buckets of guns, sex and drugs, and shady characters dressed in bikinis?
- [glances towards Tulip]
- Jesse Custer: Yeah, I imagine there'll be a bit of that.
- Cassidy: I'm in. Done.
- Tulip O'Hare: I'm sorry. We're just gonna, like, drive around shooting people, getting wasted and looking for God?
- Cassidy: [laughs] Oh, I'm so in.
- Tulip O'Hare: And what are you gonna do when you find him?
- Jesse Custer: Well, if God wants our help, we'll help him. If he doesn't, we're gonna kick his ass.
- Tulip O'Hare: Yeah, much better plan. Let's use some guy's hand to call down Heaven on a phone and let some beardy white guy decide.
- Jesse Custer: You don't know he's white.
- Tulip O'Hare: Well he better be or else he'll have even more explaining to do.
- Jesse Custer: So God's a racist too now as well? Is that what you're saying?
- Red Savage (Larry): [talking about what they love] For me, it's a big fluffy ass.
- Cassidy: Ah, well, you know, whatever floats your boat...
- God: Look upon me. I am the Alpha and the Omega and the bright morning star. I am the Lord, your God.
- Tulip O'Hare: [Jesse aims gun at man in car trunk] Stop, Jesse. You're gonna mess my car.
- Jesse Custer: No I'm not. Trash bag will collect the brains.
- Tulip O'Hare: Yeah, but there's - there's still gonna be splatter and the - the bullet's gonna crack my axle.
- Jesse Custer: No, no, no it won't, not if I aim here.
- Jesse Custer: Ready?
- Tulip O'Hare: Do I look ready?
- Jesse Custer: Carlos, what about you? You ready?
- Carlos: [nervously] I'm... I'm not. Not really.
- Jesse Custer: [smiles] Tough shit.
- Tulip O'Hare: Cass! You okay? Jesse said the cops got you.
- Cassidy: Yeah, no, I'm fine. They just let me off with a warning and a couple of bullet holes.
- Cassidy: And what about you... Sheriff? All this. Last I checked, this kinda questioning was illegal.
- Hugo Root: Not in Texas.
- [Cocks gun]
- Hugo Root: Not when a man's looking for his son.
- Cassidy: Are you really looking for him, though, is what I'm wondering? Just come on, be honest with me now, right. Could there not be... like a teeny-tiny part of you that'd be happy if he was just gone?
- Hugo Root: Eugene's a good boy.
- Cassidy: I know. I know that. But he's sort of annoyingly good, though. Am I right? Always talking, asking his bloody questions, and that face, I just... I honestly... I don't know how you do it. Having to wake up to that giant, puckered arseface staring at you across the breakfast table day after day...
- [Root shoots Cassidy six times, Cassidy falls to the cell floor groaning]
- Cassidy: You'll see. This just proves my point exactly. Nobody's perfect.
- Hugo Root: [Root unlocks the cell door] You can go.
- Cassidy: [Laying on the cell floor groaning] Ahh. Good. I got to be someplace.
- Odin Quincannon: Now, Preacher Custer here argues not only is there a God, he's going to call him down, right into this room, and we're all gonna talk to him. Ain't that right, Preacher Custer?
- Jesse Custer: Something like that.
- Odin Quincannon: What I say, my position in all of this is, that Preacher Custer, like every single preacher, priest, and holy man since the dawn of time, is full of shit. The only true God, the only real God, is the God of Meat.
- Tulip O'Hare: So, what's the plan, Jesse?
- Jesse Custer: The plan is simple. Find God.
- Cassidy: Oh, no offense, Padre, but I'm tired of the God talk now.
- Jesse Custer: I am too. That's why we're gonna go out and actually find God.
- Cassidy: What? Like a... Like a road trip? With buckets of guns, sex and drugs and shady characters dressed in bikinis?
- Jesse Custer: Yeah, I imagine there'll be a bit of that.
- Cassidy: I'm in. Done.
- Tulip O'Hare: I'm sorry. We're just gonna, like, drive around shooting people, getting wasted and looking for God?
- Cassidy: I am so in.
- Tulip O'Hare: And what are you gonna do when you find him?
- Jesse Custer: Well, if God wants our help, we'll help him. If he doesn't, we're gonna kick his ass.
- Tulip O'Hare: Huh. All right, bitches. Let's go.