Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
Josh's Sister Is Getting Married! (2016)
Santino Fontana: Greg Serrano
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Quotes
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Greg Serrano : Can I get you a drink? Nothing goes better with a fine lager than a little snark.
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Marty : Hey, I know you! From Spiders! You were the sourpuss fighting with the girl in the shiny dress.
Greg Serrano : Hey, I'm not a sourpuss. I am pensive. And deep. Are you dusting potatoes?
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Greg Serrano : Whoop-de-feakin'-do, an A. What's an A? It's just a letter on the page meant to distract us from the pain. But it's not like any A can make a difference in the day. Sure I could get an A if I wanted an A, but who cares about an A? I don't. I don't care. Although I could have made that grade if I did care. But I don't. But I could if I wanted to!
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[Rebecca bursts through the door and kisses Greg]
Greg Serrano : No, I can't do this. I can't eat a dusty potato.
Rebecca Bunch : Oh God, is that what I taste like? I mean, I ate an old french fry off the floor off my car, but I...
Greg Serrano : It's a metaphor. Wait, you did what?
