Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
Josh's Sister Is Getting Married! (2016)
Rachel Bloom: Rebecca Bunch
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Quotes
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Rebecca Bunch : Here is a list of all of the objects that I can hold under my boobs: Stapler, ten pencils, paperback copy of Arabian Knights, dog bone, remote control, hardback copy of Wuthering Heights.
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Valencia Perez : I'm telling you, it was Rebecca! She's been Single White Female-ing me since she got here!
Rebecca Bunch : Valencia...
Valencia Perez : You take one step closer and I'm getting a restraining order, Jennifer Jason Leigh!
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[Rebecca bursts through the door and kisses Greg]
Greg Serrano : No, I can't do this. I can't eat a dusty potato.
Rebecca Bunch : Oh God, is that what I taste like? I mean, I ate an old french fry off the floor off my car, but I...
Greg Serrano : It's a metaphor. Wait, you did what?
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Rebecca Bunch : I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs, dense like dying stars. I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs - I can't run real far! Let me break down what I just said: Each of my double-D's has the volume of a toddler's head. Not bitchin' 'bout my boobies, they look super-fly in shirts, but if I swung them in your face, you'd be like, "Oh my God, that hurts! I blind! Holy crap! I literally can't see! I have permanent retinal damage! I'm suing you and your heavy boobies!"
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Rebecca Bunch : What you've got to know is that boobs may be where it's at, but if you cut them open, they're just sacks of yellow fat!
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Rebecca Bunch : See, when a star is dying, it transforms into a red giant, and if the red giant does not have enough mass to fuse carbon, an inert mass of carbon and oxygen builds up in the center, transforming into a dense white dwarf. And yeah, like, that's my boobs. That's what my boobs are like.
